"Back, back, Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" *CLUNK*
At least he parked the truck before it got all wet.
As Kidlo said, "Agua!"
LAFD, always their efficient selves. By the time I had returned from the Market, they had the hydrant bolted back into place, with nothing other than a brand new cap to show that anything had happened to it.
A pleasant noontime diversion for all...
Or almost all. "Dude, why you don't listen to me when I say 'Whoa?'"