Tuesday, June 16, 2009

A Crime Under the Alexandria!

"A Terrible Theft"

Scene of the Crime

A terrible theft has inconvenienced the residents of the Alexandria, as well as the clientele of the Parking garage therein.

Yes, that's right, someone stole the pushbuttons to the elevators on the garage level. An employee of the Alexandria (who shall not be identified as he is not authorized to speak on this subject, but rather to park cars) said "It's crazy!"

See? This is why we can't have nice things.

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